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How to Get a Japanese Girl to Lick Your Tongue

How to Get a Japanese Girl to Lick Your Tongue

Japanese girls are notoriously averse to licking the tongues of Western men, as we all 

know. The reason for this is unknown but the fact remains they don't like to do it. Come 

to that, there are not many other girls of any country that will gladly lick a man's tongue, 

even if he looks like his tongue is very lickable and appetizing. It's just one of those 

things. 

However, to get a Japanese girl to lick your tongue is not impossible. 

1.Find a nice, busty Japanese girl.

2. tell her you want her to lick your tongue.

3. after she slaps you start crying.

4. she will feel sorry for you if you do it right.

5. she will likely feel bad enough about your tears that she will offer to do anything to 

make you stop...sooo...ask her to lick your tongue.

6. after she slaps you again you cry again and so on.

Eventually she will oblige you and do it. 

Either that or she will karate chop you and you will be sorry you ever got it into your 

head that you want a Japanese girl to lick your tongue. 

If you succeed she will be yours forever as in Japanese society, once a girl licks your 

tongue, you have to marry her ugly sister and take care of her for the rest of your life.

Still want to do it? 

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Mars--Colony of Asian Bikini Women Discovered living on Mars

IN a shocking and unexpected discovery, NASA announced today that a small colony of sexy Asian girls has been found living in a cave on the Martian surface.

"The Rover was roving," said a senior NASA official, "when it spotted something hot, sexy and wearing a bikini in the distance...naturally we wanted to get a closer look....so we moved the Rover up to the cave entrance on the Red Planet, and as we got very close we turned on the high-beams on the mobile explorer, and there in our beams, like a deer caught in headlights, were 3 very cute Asian gals dancing the Gangnam Style and waving to us..." 

Needless to say there will be more news soon on this remarkable find, that will surely cast new light on the age-old question: 'is there life in our galaxy, and if so, how sexy is it?' 

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