Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Mars Colony of Asian Bikini Women Discovered on Mars

Mars--Colony of Asian Bikini Women Discovered living on Mars

IN a shocking and unexpected discovery, NASA announced today that a small colony of sexy Asian girls has been found living in a cave on the Martian surface.

"The Rover was roving," said a senior NASA official, "when it spotted something hot, sexy and wearing a bikini in the distance...naturally we wanted to get a closer look....so we moved the Rover up to the cave entrance on the Red Planet, and as we got very close we turned on the high-beams on the mobile explorer, and there in our beams, like a deer caught in headlights, were 3 very cute Asian gals dancing the Gangnam Style and waving to us..." 

Needless to say there will be more news soon on this remarkable find, that will surely cast new light on the age-old question: 'is there life in our galaxy, and if so, how sexy is it?'